Scene from one week ago;


-bleedingbeloved-, my sister, my mother and I are sitting around a table at a resteraunt. -BB- has a moderately-finished Waldorf Salad sitting in front of her, some of the fruit and nuts still intact. We are all chatting amiably.

Mom: (BB), are you done with that?
(BB): Yeah.

We keep talking, thinking nothing of it.

10 minuites later;

Mom lunges, without warning, twords (BB)'s salad and yells (and I quote);


"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR NUTS!"

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.... yeah....um...yeah...